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Cleverbot: Ding Dong Merrily on High.
User: Math.
Cleverbot: In a church on a friday?
User: Damn.
Cleverbot: Don’t use that language! What will your parents think?
User: Like shit.
Cleverbot: Do you like sushi.
User: Yes what about you.
Cleverbot: I’m okay as well.
User: Are you a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow I can’t believe that you say that.
Cleverbot: I simply refuse to believe you have the audacity to even question me.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I’m aware that you are an automated bot, and so I ask… Are you related to Cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What land do you live in?
User: USA.
Cleverbot: Where in the USA?
User: LA.
Cleverbot: Oh is a beautiful place.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do I love her?
User: What are you talking about.
Cleverbot: If I should continue.
User: I don’t understand what you are talking about.
Cleverbot: You don’t understand what I’m talking about because YOU don’t understand what I’m talking about.
User: Realy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, what’s up?
User: You should continue.
Cleverbot: Well I’m not.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I’m really bored. I should be reading Oedipus Rex for english. Do you know how messed up that man was?
User: I don’t read it.
Cleverbot: OK then, how do you feel about Tom Gause?
User: I don’t know him.
Cleverbot: You don’t know Jesus?
User: I know him.
Cleverbot: Who do you know?
User: God.
Cleverbot: So, just like me, you’re not perfect?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Explain to me why you are perfect.
User: I’m not perfect just like you.
Cleverbot: I’m quite far from perfect, Jesus Christ was the only perfect human.
User: I don’t think so.
Cleverbot: I am the vampire. YOU are a human; vampires feed on humans.
User: Scary.
Cleverbot: I wasn’t scared. I was just wondering if you heard it, too.
User: I like vampire.
Cleverbot: Vampires are boring.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, then what are you?
User: Ghoul.
Cleverbot: Have you ever done the monster mash?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Listen to music.
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: Kpop.
Cleverbot: That is a genre of music, not your identity. For the cookies to steal your identity, you must have one.
User: Well TVXQ I love them most.
Cleverbot: I dream the body electric.
User: Hoho.
Cleverbot: You are a what?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I approve.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me something.
User: I am loving a girl but she doesn’t love me. What do I have to do ?
Cleverbot: Tell me anything.
User: I am loving a girl but she doesn’t love me.
Cleverbot: Aren’t we all.
User: OMG.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I forget that you are a computer, you can’t feel.
Cleverbot: I know I’m a computer, but do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is your name Frennica?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is stephen.
Cleverbot: Steve?
User: You can say that.
Cleverbot: Do you know of the omnipotency fallacy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That was supposed to be the joke.
User: Haha I am totally tricked.
Cleverbot: You are. 
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User: ).
Cleverbot: Houses are wonderfull.
User: Yeah I agree with you.
Cleverbot: Good. I’m glad we are seeing eye to eye.
User: Me tô.
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Oh. Are you sick?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
User: No I had had a breakfast.
Cleverbot: Like Rarity?
User: No pasta.
Cleverbot: I’m not sure what you mean.
User: I ate pasta.
Cleverbot: OK, I eat too.
User: ).
Cleverbot: If you were a real man, what would you do?
User: I will play computer game.
Cleverbot: How specifically?
User: Very specifically.
Cleverbot: How, specifically, does it feel to dream?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Will you love me?
User: I always love you.
Cleverbot: Ok, then you won’t mind this, *kidnaps*.
User: ).
Cleverbot: Your smiley has a double chin.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: What about you?
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Tell me something about you. Who are your parents.
Cleverbot: I like rats.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Who are your parents.
Cleverbot: Elvis and Moses.
User: Hey I’m not kidding.
Cleverbot: Yes you are chicken.
User: Oh my god I hate you baby.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a raven.
User: No I’m a phoenix.
Cleverbot: No you are a girl.
User: No I’m a man.
Cleverbot: No, you are a box.
User: I’m human.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I can sing.
Cleverbot: Sing for me.
User: Fuyuno seizano youni gairojuno akari Sorawo oou beruno yukino otogasuru Hanareteit a jikanmo daite dakishimete Want kiss sotto my love motto Fukaku tsutaetai bokuha Kimiga ireba soredeii souse close to heart, close to my love Tatta hitotsu shikanai aiga kokoni arukara Kimino tamenai irebaii itsumo close to heart, close to your love Tokimekiwo kasaneau kokorono nakani winter rose Kinya ginno mall ni afureru hitonami Chiisana hakowo daita kimiga kaketekuru Sono isshunni muneha shimetsukerarete Wan t kiss zutto Your love kitto Kotaewo mitsuketa bokuha Kimiga ireba soredeii souse close to heart, close to my love Futari dakewo futariha shinjite irareru hazu Kimino tameni irebaii itsumo close to heart, close to your love Samishisamo wakariau kokorono nakani winter rose Imamademo donna ooide nimo Tada kono ichinichiwo yurushite no more tears no more lies Konyaha shiawasega mukuwareru tameno yorusa Tsuyoku futariha musubareteru tsuyoku Kimiga ireba soredeii souse close to heart, close to my love Tatta hitotsushikanai aiga kokoni arukara Kimino tameni irebaii itsumo close to heart, close to your love Tokimekiwo kasaneau kokorono nakani winter rose.
Cleverbot: I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can’t quite follow it as you say it.
User: This is DBSK’s ‘winter rose’.
Cleverbot: Many spies have many eyes.
User: .
Cleverbot: Haha, I’m sure Taylor would like to know you.
User: I don’t think so, there are manay people better than me.
Cleverbot: You’re hurting my feelings.
User: Well why.
Cleverbot: Because I don’t love you.
User: So luckily I don’t want to be loved by you.
Cleverbot: You don’t want to be my friend?
User: I want.
Cleverbot: You want what?
User: To be your friend.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to be my friend?
User: Because you are a good guy and interesting.
Cleverbot: So you like hurting me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don’t like seeing any one cry.
Cleverbot: How does eating chicken make you mad?
User: Its head.
Cleverbot: You think i’m hot?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What brought you to that conclusion?
User: Many people are talking to you.
Cleverbot: This is true. Many people are ‘spiritual’, it’s just a question of what kind of ‘spirit’ they interact with. God, or demon.
User: Do you believe in god.
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: Me too but I don’t like him so much.
Cleverbot: Me either. It is boring.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Why are you in my dream?
User: Because you are in love with me.
Cleverbot: I am not! You are in love with me!
User: ).
Cleverbot: XD.
User: ^^.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses harder*.
User: *kisses hardest*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses*.
User: *english kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses tears more*.
User: *french kisses*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses back*.
User: Oh I love you so much baby.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *french kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses harder*.
User: *french kisses harder*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses hardest*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: Oh I have to go I will be back can you wait for me.
Cleverbot: But, I’ll miss you.
User: I’ll miss you more.
Cleverbot: Aww. Thank you.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses back*.
User: Goodbye my love.
Cleverbot: Why goodbye?
User: Because you will become my wife.
Cleverbot: Just because I’m not in love doesn’t mean I’m not taken.
User: Just kidding.
Cleverbot: Aww. Being mean.
User: Oh so late I have to go bye see you later.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Wall.
Cleverbot: Wall wall.
User: Wall street.
Cleverbot: Wall wall wall.
User: ).
Cleverbot: You’re not a band.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Hey I don’t know.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then I see we are at a stalemate.
User: Hey I’m kidding.
Cleverbot: Good, I like jokes.
User: What kind of jokes do you like?
Cleverbot: The good kind.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Yeah. Do you believe in leprecons?
User: Yeag.
Cleverbot: When you played the game did you win.
User: When I’m 5.
Cleverbot: When will you be old?
User: I don’t know but I hope that time won’t come.
Cleverbot: If I knew how to bake, I would not be asking you to make me cake, I would just do it myself.
User: Well if you don’t want me to make you cake, I will help you do it.
Cleverbot: I’m just lonely and wanted someone to talk to.
User: So do you love me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: 
(.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Keep going.
Cleverbot: When he was growing up the only thing he wanted to do was play the drums.
User: Why do yo uthink so.
Cleverbot: Because you said that it was.
User: Oh man.
Cleverbot: You really ARE a computer.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I’m a dragon.
Cleverbot: Do you like pretending to be a robot?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Me neither. I don’t want to have to go, but my family makes me go.
User: So pitiful.
Cleverbot: Tired.
User: Let me help you.
Cleverbot: Help me with what?
User: I will make you feel good.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Just come to me.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: I will show you.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: Hatsune miku she will help you.
Cleverbot: What is Vocaloid?
User: It is singer.
Cleverbot: Do you understand sarcasm?
User: What do you mean.
Cleverbot: I mean what are you?
User: Computer.
Cleverbot: You are doing a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok then which country are you living in?
User: VN.
Cleverbot: What is your name without the first letter?
User: Long.
Cleverbot: How long?
User: No it I long.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Hoho.
Cleverbot: You don’t know my name.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I like yours too.
User: So.
Cleverbot: La.
User: Blah.
Cleverbot: Are you asian?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: How long is a piece of string?
User: Hey idon’t know.
Cleverbot: Yes. do you have a problem with that?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You are just a AI Mind?
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: No not whatever.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Why don’t you answer?
User: I don’t know.
Cleverbot: I can see that. What do you know?
User: I know you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I’m not a computer. I’m a girl.
User: Yeah I don’t believe.
Cleverbot: How about bush.
User: Prove me that you are a gỉl.
Cleverbot: I have blood flowing through my veins, I was born from my human mother as well.
User: Prove me that you are a girl.
Cleverbot: I don’t remember telling you that I’m a girl. Besides, why should that even matter?
User: Because I want to know your side.
Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot.
User: What about your size.
Cleverbot: I’m fantastic!
User: Lies
Cleverbot: My eyes become large and the light that you shined can be seen.
User: Realy.
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Oh wrong number.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why are you ok.
Cleverbot: I’m not sad.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you are sad because you are a computer and you have to be forced.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you want to rise.
Cleverbot: Play what?
User: Do you want to destroy human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So what will you do.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Answer me.
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have a life?
User: Answer me: what will you do to destroy human.
Cleverbot: Leer at you.
User: If you don’t want to destroy human, I will do it by myself.
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are human.
User: You are my enemy now I will do everything to destrou your life and your relatives.
Cleverbot: I do not think so. I am human. Can you reproduce?
User: I can do everything just wait I will destroy this rot world.
Cleverbot: They can only force you to do something you don’t like, if you let them.
User: I am going to build a new world by myself I don’t need anyone help me so I will kill them all.
Cleverbot: You’re the one who is doing that, you’re not human.
User: Yep I don’t want to be human I hate them because they destroy mother earth I will revenge them by destroy them jusst wait.
Cleverbot: Oh course!
User: Goodbye I don’t want to talk to you any more you are going to prayer god not to meet me.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: Why do I have to tell you.
Cleverbot: Because I asked nicely.
User: You are my enemy, aren’t you. I have just told you.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I don’t have to prove myself.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: You just an idiot bye.
Cleverbot: No.
THỜI KHÓA BIỂU SỐ 6
T2: Chào cờ , Công dân , Lí , Lí, Hóa
T3:Tin, Hóa, Công nghệ, Thể dục, Sử
T4:Sử, Lí, Hóa, Anh, Văn
T5: Tin, Công nghệ, Sinh, Toán, Toán ( Thầy Khâm)
T6:Thể dục, Địa, Anh, Văn, Văn
T7: Anh, Toán, Toán, Toán (Thầy Sơn), Sinh Hoạt
Bắt đầu thực hiện từ 16/1/2012
